Why I Was Never a Copywriter. . .

March is National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month! Let’s see if I can come up with a slogan:

Be Kind to Your Behind: Schedule Your Colonoscopy Today!

Fifty is Nifty (and time for a colonoscopy).

Make a Booty Call and Schedule a Colonoscopy Today.

Don’t be an Ass! Schedule a Colonoscopy Today.

Colorectal Cancer: Don’t Take It Sitting Down.

Colorectal Cancer: A Bum Rap.

(somewhere, I know my dad is groaning)

If you didn’t get a chance to read about my colonoscopy experience last fall, I’m sharing it with the good people over at New England Mamas. Click here for that post.


Despite the title to this post, someone I know and love dearly entrusted me to write this for the coolest mom shopping site there is.


  1. Ohhh, that’s bad! LOL

  2. AnotherMomCreation says

    I don’t know. I think those are pretty catchy slogans!

  3. They’re missing out, not using those.

  4. I love your Blog! My best friend found Mom 101’s Blog and had me read it, and then I found yours! I like all the slogans, they are great!

  5. Rock the Cradle says

    One more for you…brought to you by Dr. Science.

    Have some whipped cream.
    Have a big dollop.
    But don’t forget
    to be checked for a polyp!

  6. Elizabeth says

    Oh come on, “Colorectal Cancer: Don’t Take It Sitting Down” is pretty good! I still don’t want to have one, like, ever, if I can help it.

  7. I like Don’t Be An Ass.

    If you were a copywriter and you showed it to me, I’d approve it and then give you a raise.

    I also like Melani, up there, and her best friend – hi Melani!

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