Why I Was Never a Copywriter. . .

March is National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month! Let’s see if I can come up with a slogan:

Be Kind to Your Behind: Schedule Your Colonoscopy Today!

Fifty is Nifty (and time for a colonoscopy).

Make a Booty Call and Schedule a Colonoscopy Today.

Don’t be an Ass! Schedule a Colonoscopy Today.

Colorectal Cancer: Don’t Take It Sitting Down.

Colorectal Cancer: A Bum Rap.

(somewhere, I know my dad is groaning)

If you didn’t get a chance to read about my colonoscopy experience last fall, I’m sharing it with the good people over at New England Mamas. Click here for that post.

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Despite the title to this post, someone I know and love dearly entrusted me to write this for the coolest mom shopping site there is.

Comments

  1. Ohhh, that’s bad! LOL

  2. AnotherMomCreation says

    I don’t know. I think those are pretty catchy slogans!

  3. They’re missing out, not using those.

  4. I love your Blog! My best friend found Mom 101’s Blog and had me read it, and then I found yours! I like all the slogans, they are great!

  5. Rock the Cradle says

    One more for you…brought to you by Dr. Science.

    Have some whipped cream.
    Have a big dollop.
    But don’t forget
    to be checked for a polyp!

  6. Elizabeth says

    Oh come on, “Colorectal Cancer: Don’t Take It Sitting Down” is pretty good! I still don’t want to have one, like, ever, if I can help it.

  7. I like Don’t Be An Ass.

    If you were a copywriter and you showed it to me, I’d approve it and then give you a raise.

    I also like Melani, up there, and her best friend – hi Melani!

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