March is National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month! Let’s see if I can come up with a slogan:
Be Kind to Your Behind: Schedule Your Colonoscopy Today!
Fifty is Nifty (and time for a colonoscopy).
Make a Booty Call and Schedule a Colonoscopy Today.
Don’t be an Ass! Schedule a Colonoscopy Today.
Colorectal Cancer: Don’t Take It Sitting Down.
Colorectal Cancer: A Bum Rap.
(somewhere, I know my dad is groaning)
If you didn’t get a chance to read about my colonoscopy experience last fall, I’m sharing it with the good people over at New England Mamas. Click here for that post.
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Despite the title to this post, someone I know and love dearly entrusted me to write this for the coolest mom shopping site there is.
Ohhh, that’s bad! LOL
I don’t know. I think those are pretty catchy slogans!
They’re missing out, not using those.
I love your Blog! My best friend found Mom 101’s Blog and had me read it, and then I found yours! I like all the slogans, they are great!
One more for you…brought to you by Dr. Science.
Have some whipped cream.
Have a big dollop.
But don’t forget
to be checked for a polyp!
Oh come on, “Colorectal Cancer: Don’t Take It Sitting Down” is pretty good! I still don’t want to have one, like, ever, if I can help it.
I like Don’t Be An Ass.
If you were a copywriter and you showed it to me, I’d approve it and then give you a raise.
I also like Melani, up there, and her best friend – hi Melani!