Roll, Roll, Roll in Ze Hay

I called my OB/GYN yesterday because I wasn’t sure of one thing:

Me: “Hi, I had surgery for xyz last week and wanted to know when I could again have marital relations* with my husband”. (*no, I did not call it that; just trying to preserve my ‘family friendly’ reputation).

OB/GYN office: “Well, as long as everything appears to be healed, you can start when you’d like. Just be sure you don’t overdo it!”

Me: “Listen, I have three kids. We don’t have time to overdo it.”

Comments

  1. Here here, if it’s not time it’s energy that’s too low to worry about over doing it.

  2. Best. Movie. Ever.

  3. Whirlwind says

    I surprised you were even thinking about that in the heat yesterday!

  4. AnotherMomCreation says

    HaHa! That is so funny!

  5. OMG, this is cracking me up, and I can so see myself saying the same exact thing to my doctor.

  6. Pinks and Blues says

    LOVE IT!! So understand this one… !!
    Great seeing you today!!
    Hey – what was that sight you told me about for learning the alphabet… http://www.letters (something).
    Thanks!!!!
    Audrey

  7. TraceyTreasure says

    Enjoy! Don’t be afraid to “OVERDO!”

    Hugs!

  8. SuburbanCorrespondent says

    Or how about “We already overdid it”?

  9. Alpha DogMa says

    You’re so funny!

  10. First, love the Young Frankenstein reference…second, I had a very similar conversation with my midwife after the birth of my third child. She was like, “now we should talk about birth control” and I stopped her short and said, “now why on earth would I be needing that??” (PS- I’m a NH mama!)

  11. Blog Antagonist says

    So true. So sad, but so true.

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