She Made Me a Belly that Shook Like a Bowlful of Jelly

Belly drew some adorable pictures of her dad, the cat and her grandmother. Oh, yes, and of me too.

I’m a teeny bit concerned, though, because this could be how I’ll look after the holidays are over. At least I look happy. . .

(Picture Removed: Belly was horrified that I posted her drawing, so, at her request, I’ve removed it. Sorry guys! It was pretty funny, but I have to live with her).

(I would like to mention that there were NO nipple tassels in the picture. As far as I can tell, Belly has no idea nipple tassels exist. At least I hope so. Maybe I should pay better attention to where she’s going on play dates).


  1. Subspace Beacon says

    On Friday my youngest son said that my belly looked “all puffy, like you’ve got another baby in there.”

    I’ve been doing ab crunches ever since.

  2. SuburbanCorrespondent says

    I hate to ask, but are those arms and hands? Or are they nipple tassels like I saw in The Graduate?

  3. Well if you eat enough to look that big you better be happy from all the food. LOL

  4. I didn’t want to say anything when I saw you last weekend, but….

    JUST KIDDING! Do love the rosey cheeks.

  5. Ah, those were nipple tassels? Okay, because I thought you had some chicken legs/feet growing out of your boobs.

    Or maybe those were shoulders and arms. In which case your arms are definitely one of your best features…make sure you play them up.

  6. Dang, I missed it!

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