The scream

Our perfect summery carefree Easter ended with a bloodcurdling, gray-my-hair scream at the bottom of our basement stairs.


Jilly has always been a screamer. A great screamer. When she is angry, she will scream knowing that it is as painful as a slap. When she falls and scrapes her knee, her hands, her elbow, I’ll hear her scream and rush to her side. A band-aid fixes all.

But, this scream couldn’t be stopped with a band-aid. Missing the first stair in our cold concrete basement, she fell sideways and slammed her tailbone into the corner of the stair. A red welt rose up where she hit.

We carried her to the couch, covered her bottom with ice and fed her candy which helped. But an hour later, she needed help to get dressed and brush her teeth. She cried out in bed, but more ice and pain reliever tablets helped her relax enough to sleep.

And, now I wait at my kitchen table to see what today will bring. Will there be more ice and pain-relief tablets, or a hospital visit for x-rays?

In the early morning light, I wait for her call, although I naively hope that she’ll bound down the stairs instead and ask for candy.

This morning? She can have it.


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My little girl is standing on her own now. She can walk v-e-r-y slowly and is sitting up on a pillow. I think it’s just a bad bruise, so we’ll just take it easy for a few days.

Wordless Wednesday: Sisters

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(card Belly gave to her sister on her 7th birthday)

My ass has made the big time


It’s March, and you know what that means???

Why, yes, it’s time for me to take a walk down memory lane, specifically to take a stroll down Colonoscopy Boulevard.

And in honor of National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month, I have the pleasure of seeing my post published on the front page of BlogHer! Good thing I’m not shy about sharing!

Please stop by, and if you have a parent or spouse who has been putting off getting a colonoscopy, send ’em over there and hopefully I’ll be able to convince them to get it done now.

Get your colonoscopy in March and start spring with a clean-as-a-whistle colon!

(I just don’t understand why I’m not writing slogans for a living).

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In other news, my son is, well, odd.

Want proof? Lately he has been sleeping with a new lovey; two, to be specific.

His loveys are oval and brown and fit nicely into his hands as he takes the trip to slumberland. They smell like dirt.

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Yes, he has been sleeping with two russet potatoes. One is Ron, the other is Roy. Don’t ask me which is which.

As odd as this is, it just can’t be the weirdest lovey ever, so please leave me a comment and tell me: What is the strangest thing your child has adopted as a nighttime lovey?