Yellow Bus Means GO!


I don’t know how you do it. I just don’t have that kind of patience.

Those words? I’ve heard them more times than I can count.

But, today, I turn those words back to you who will soon be getting up before it is bright to wake a bunch of sleeping children and then get them (go-go-go-go-go!) off to school.

This week, Belly started day camp. Day camp with a bus pickup and drop off. The first morning, she was so excited, she got up before my alarm and was dressed before my coffee was made. I still almost had a coronary trying to get the kids dressed-fed-out before the bus visited the end of our street.

I know we’ve gotten settled in our ways (our s-l-o-w morning ways), when all this activity before 8am makes me want to take a nap before noon (I did take one, yesterday. oh yes, I did).

And, then, there are all the details. Is her lunch ready? (no) Does she have two clean bathing suits and towels? (no) What did those papers in her backpack tell me to do? (can’t find) Did she brush her teeth? (she’s not even up yet lady)

You’d think that once she’s on the bus, I’d breathe easier. But, no. I then start thinking about what I can get done before the bus brings her home.

And then, it’s 4pm and she’s home, hungry and tired. A full-day of camp has been kicking her little seven-year-old butt. By 7:30, she can barely keep her eyes open; by 8, we usually have exhausted tears as she realizes that she needs to walk ALL THE WAY UP her bunk bed ladder to reach the pillow.

Does she love it though? Oh, yes, she does. And, I think it is worth the trouble which is a good thing since Jilly has already asked to be signed up for next year.


We’ve Got Arm, and Other Things

(yeah, a little blurry, but he’s a quickie, this son of mine)
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Last week, I finally got around to grading my daughter. As agreed with our public school system, I had to fill out a progress report to show that she has actually learned something while home with me for first grade.

Do homeschoolers actually flunk their kids? What parent is going to say, “Well, I’m going to give Johnny an “F” in Math, so he will have to repeat 1st grade next year”. Sometimes it is so odd trying to fit the homeschooling experience into the public school model.

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Just in time for ’08-’09 school planning, look what came in the mail a few weeks ago:


Oh, how cute! Homeschoolers have a catalog just for them! It even has a cute rainbow and a tiny schoolhouse on it!

Cute, my ass. This sucker weighs a ton and features over 35,000 products explained in teeny tiny typeface…(and, it really isn’t just for homeschoolers but any masochist who wants it).


I’m awed by it, and a little afraid of it.

Another Reason Our Bookstore Trip was a Bust

Nothing warms the cockles of a mom (who-is-trying-to-teach-her-children) ‘s heart like having the oldest yell, “but I HATE TO READ” when you gently suggest she purchase some “Easy Readers” from the bookstore.