The Fairly Odd Mother

First it was the “ho, ho, ho-ing“.

Now it is his “bowlful of jelly”. ABC News is asking, “Is Santa setting a bad example?”

There is even a movement to keep our Santa’s portly: Keepsantafat.com.

Look, I realize that, historically, Santa has been thinner. But on whose lap would you rather sit?

I like my showers hot, my coffee strong and my Santas fat. So, Eat, Poppa, eat, indeed!

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