The page was open for all of ten seconds when I realized that Belly was looking over my shoulder at the laptop.
ShutSuperQuick.
Safe?
“Mommy. . . what’s “Doing a Tiger Woods“?
(whirling sound of my brain)
“Um, it means being a really, really good golf player”.
And then I made a mental note to keep her away from all supermarket checkout lines for the foreseeable future.
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I hear you on this. I am really hoping the day doesn't come that my kids see a Cialis commercial and ask me Mommy, What's Erectile Dysfunction?
And on a slightly related note – those new Reebok commercials are practically porn.
I hear you on this. I am really hoping the day doesn't come that my kids see a Cialis commercial and ask me Mommy, What's Erectile Dysfunction?
And on a slightly related note – those new Reebok commercials are practically porn.
Bwaaahaha.
Good thing it wasn't the "How to get my husband to wear a leather cock ring" post.
Bwaaahaha.
Good thing it wasn't the "How to get my husband to wear a leather cock ring" post.
GOOD LORD!!
At least you didn't tell her what it means in golf terms: Driving with your wood.
GOOD LORD!!
At least you didn't tell her what it means in golf terms: Driving with your wood.
hahaha your comments have me rollin! I think it is wonderful she is reading, just not what you want her to, right? LOL 🙂
hahaha your comments have me rollin! I think it is wonderful she is reading, just not what you want her to, right? LOL 🙂
LOL – I think that is hilarious. 🙂 Better than the alternatives.
LOL – I think that is hilarious. 🙂 Better than the alternatives.
I hate having to explain those freakin' tabloids in the checkout stands.
Here's to Tiger and his many mulligans.
I hate having to explain those freakin' tabloids in the checkout stands.
Here's to Tiger and his many mulligans.