To think that I used to worry that she’d never read


The page was open for all of ten seconds when I realized that Belly was looking over my shoulder at the laptop.

ShutSuperQuick.

Safe?

“Mommy. . . what’s “Doing a Tiger Woods“?

(whirling sound of my brain)

“Um, it means being a really, really good golf player”.

And then I made a mental note to keep her away from all supermarket checkout lines for the foreseeable future.

Comments

  1. I hear you on this. I am really hoping the day doesn't come that my kids see a Cialis commercial and ask me Mommy, What's Erectile Dysfunction?

    And on a slightly related note – those new Reebok commercials are practically porn.

  2. I hear you on this. I am really hoping the day doesn't come that my kids see a Cialis commercial and ask me Mommy, What's Erectile Dysfunction?

    And on a slightly related note – those new Reebok commercials are practically porn.

  3. Motherhood Uncensored says

    Bwaaahaha.

    Good thing it wasn't the "How to get my husband to wear a leather cock ring" post.

  4. Motherhood Uncensored says

    Bwaaahaha.

    Good thing it wasn't the "How to get my husband to wear a leather cock ring" post.

  5. GOOD LORD!!

    At least you didn't tell her what it means in golf terms: Driving with your wood.

  6. GOOD LORD!!

    At least you didn't tell her what it means in golf terms: Driving with your wood.

  7. hahaha your comments have me rollin! I think it is wonderful she is reading, just not what you want her to, right? LOL 🙂

  8. hahaha your comments have me rollin! I think it is wonderful she is reading, just not what you want her to, right? LOL 🙂

  9. LOL – I think that is hilarious. 🙂 Better than the alternatives.

  10. LOL – I think that is hilarious. 🙂 Better than the alternatives.

  11. I hate having to explain those freakin' tabloids in the checkout stands.

    Here's to Tiger and his many mulligans.

  12. I hate having to explain those freakin' tabloids in the checkout stands.

    Here's to Tiger and his many mulligans.

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